See task
Acknowledge its existence from a safe emotional distance.
New Productivity, minus the productivity
Do less.
Nap more.
The world’s first anti-hustle system approved by 9 out of 10 cats. The tenth cat pushed the survey off the table.
Start procrastinatingFig. 01 — Our CEO during quarterly earnings
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Your to-do list
is emotionally manipulative.
Sit on task
If it cannot be seen, it cannot technically be overdue.
Request snack
You have been incredibly brave. This calls for a tiny treat.
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The executive
excuse machine.
Fresh, boardroom-ready reasons for doing absolutely nothing.
“I was going to reply, but the sunbeam moved.”